While he was eating, did you hear anyone laughing? Like... in the kitchen area? Yes! Yes I did, actually, yes I did. That'd be trouser food! Graphic homoeroticism? Does that mean they're going to get them out? Yes! Yesterday's jam.
That is what we are to them!… Actually, that doesn’t work, as a thing, because, you know, jam lasts for ages. Yes! Yesterday’s jam. That is what we are to them!… Actually, that doesn’t work, as a thing, because, you know, jam lasts for ages. You can come down here any time and I’ll be waiting for you! [slams down phone] That told her! Dear Sir stroke Madam. Fire, exclamation mark. Fire, exclamation mark. Help me, exclamation mark. 123 Carrendon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you. All the best, Maurice Moss. Yeah, you need to turn it on… uh, the button turns it on.
While he was eating, did you hear anyone laughing? Like… in the kitchen area? Yes! Yes I did, actually, yes I did. That’d be trouser food! I’m a 32 year old IT-man who works in a basement. Yes, I do the whole Lonely Hearts thing! They just toss us away like yesterday’s jam. Yes! If there were such a thing as a drudgeon, that is what we’d be to them. You know, it’s high tide. But we’re not on the coast. I’m closed for maintenance! Closed for maintenance? I’ve fallen to the communists! Well, they do have some strong arguments. Nicer ambulances, faster response times and better looking drivers mean they’re not just the Emergency Services, they’re your Emergency Services. Oh really? Then why don’t you come down and make me then.
IT Crowd.
I mean, they have no respect for us up there! No respect whatsoever! We’re all just drudgeons to them! You mean 999. Yes, yes, I mean 999! Yeah, I know. That’s the American one, you berk! I’ve got Aunt Irma visiting. Oh, do you not like Aunt Irma? I’ve got an aunt like that. I’ve got Aunt Irma visiting. Oh, do you not like Aunt Irma? I’ve got an aunt like that. He’s had quite an evening. Someone stole his wheelchair. Did you see who it was? Red bearded man. Oh my God. I didn’t even know Smarties made a cereal. They don’t. It’s just Smarties in a bowl with milk. Oh my God. I didn’t even know Smarties made a cereal. They don’t. It’s just Smarties in a bowl with milk.
You know, it’s high tide. But we’re not on the coast. I’m closed for maintenance! Closed for maintenance? I’ve fallen to the communists! Well, they do have some strong arguments. Carrie, Moss! First scene in Carrie! Oh. Okay Hello, IT. Have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot? So, remember the new number! 0118 999! 88199, 9119 725! … 3! When I started Reynholm Industries, I had just two things in my possession: a dream and 6 million pounds. Yes! Yesterday’s jam. That is what we are to them!… Actually, that doesn’t work, as a thing, because, you know, jam lasts for ages. I don’t see how they couldn’t just keep it as it was. How hard is it to remember 911? I mean, they have no respect for us up there! No respect whatsoever! We’re all just drudgeons to them! Oh really? Then why don’t you come down and make me then. I’ve got Aunt Irma visiting. Oh, do you not like Aunt Irma? I’ve got an aunt like that. Oh my God. I didn’t even know Smarties made a cereal. They don’t. It’s just Smarties in a bowl with milk.
Help me, exclamation mark.
Fire, exclamation mark. Fire, exclamation mark. Help me, exclamation mark. 123 Carrendon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you. All the best, Maurice Moss. I mean, they have no respect for us up there! No respect whatsoever! We’re all just drudgeons to them!
I’m a 32 year old IT-man who works in a basement. Yes, I do the whole Lonely Hearts thing! Dear Sir stroke Madam.
Yes! Yesterday’s jam. That is what we are to them!… Actually, that doesn’t work, as a thing, because, you know, jam lasts for ages. How can you two… Don’t Google the question, Moss! Yes! If there were such a thing as a drudgeon, that is what we’d be to them. I’ve got Aunt Irma visiting. Oh, do you not like Aunt Irma? I’ve got an aunt like that. Well that’s easy to remember. 0118 999 88199 9119 725! … 3!
Today I have a business empire the like of which the world has never seen the like of which. I hope it doesn’t sound arrogant when I say that I am the greatest man in the world! We don’t need no education. Yes you do. You’ve just used a double negative.
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While he was eating, did you hear anyone laughing? Like… in the kitchen area? Yes! Yes I did, actually, yes I did. That’d be trouser food! I’m a 32 year old IT-man who works in a basement. Yes, I do the whole Lonely Hearts thing! They just toss us away like yesterday’s jam.