So get a witch's shawl on a broomstick you can crawl on. Were gonna pay a call on the Addams Family.

That this group would somehow form a family that’s the way we all became the Brady Bunch. That this group would somehow form a family that’s the way we all became the Brady Bunch. Were gonna do it. Give us any chance well take it. Give us any rule we’ll break it. We’re gonna make our dreams come true.

Now were up in the big leagues getting’ our turn at bat. So get a witch’s shawl on a broomstick you can crawl on. Were gonna pay a call on the Addams Family. Love exciting and new. Come aboard were expecting you. Love life’s sweetest reward Let it flow it floats back to you. Here’s the story of a lovely lady who was bringing up three very lovely girls. Movin’ on up to the east side. We finally got a piece of the pie! The movie star the professor and Mary Ann here on Gilligans Isle. Believe it or not I’m walking on air. I never thought I could feel so free. Believe it or not I’m walking on air. I never thought I could feel so free. Flying away on a wing and a prayer. Who could it be? Believe it or not its just me!

Now were up in the big leagues getting’ our turn at bat. They’re creepy and they’re kooky mysterious and spooky. They’re all together ooky the Addams Family. we might as well say… Would you be mine? Could you be mine? Won’t you be my neighbor. Wouldn’t you like to get away? Sometimes you want to go where everybody knows your name. And they’re always glad you came. Then one day he was shootin’ at some food and up through the ground came a bubblin’ crude. Oil that is. Maybe you and me were never meant to be. But baby think of me once in awhile. I’m at WKRP in Cincinnati. In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn’t commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. These days are all Happy and Free. These days are all share them with me oh baby?

Just two good ol’ boys Never meanin’ no harm. Beats all you’ve ever saw been in trouble with the law since the day they was born.” It’s time to put on makeup. It’s time to dress up right. It’s time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight. Movin’ on up to the east side. We finally got a piece of the pie. Sunday Monday Happy Days. Tuesday Wednesday Happy Days. Thursday Friday Happy Days.Saturday what a day. Groovin’ all week with you.

On the most sensational inspirational celebrational Muppetational… This is what we call the Muppet Show! It’s time to play the music. It’s time to light the lights. It’s time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight. Its mission – to explore strange new worlds to seek out new life and new civilizations to boldly go where no man has gone before. Here he comes Here comes Speed Racer. He’s a demon on wheels. Texas tea. Now the world don’t move to the beat of just one drum. What might be right for you may not be right for some.