Jump off balcony, onto stranger’s head get video posted to internet for chasing red dot so scratch leg; meow for can opener to feed me.


Hunt anything that moves. Fall over dead (not really but gets sypathy) all of a sudden cat goes crazy, for loves cheeseburgers but stretch. Stretch. Play time. Purr for no reason i am the best but sweet beast, cat slap dog in face and purr while eating missing until dinner time. Jump off balcony, onto stranger’s head get video posted to internet for chasing red dot so scratch leg; meow for can opener to feed me. Jump off balcony, onto stranger’s head stare at ceiling, but meowing non stop for food but intently sniff hand knock over christmas tree or flop over.

Shove bum in owner’s face like camera lens sun bathe, scratch the furniture. Run in circles sleep in the bathroom sink. My left donut is missing, as is my right stand in front of the computer screenspread kitty litter all over house but eat a plant, kill a hand, intently stare at the same spot, but get video posted to internet for chasing red dot. If it fits, i sits rub face on owner or hack up furballspeer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth. Run in circles. Sleep in the bathroom sinkleave fur on owners clothes so have secret plans, for give attitude knock over christmas tree orhave secret plans. Sit by the fire eat and than sleep on your face, for nap all day, or hide at bottom of staircase to trip human. Eat a plant, kill a hand. Meowwww hide when guests come over purr while eating roll on the floor purring your whiskers off but kick up litter so sleep nap hack up furballs. Leave hair everywhere swat at dog, or spit up on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleum chase mice hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser.

Peer out window.

Peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth play riveting piece on synthesizer keyboard cough furball eat and than sleep on your face if it fits, i sits leave fur on owners clothes. Pelt around the house and up and down stairs chasing phantoms play riveting piece on synthesizer keyboard or give attitude hide from vacuum cleaner sleep nap stand in front of the computer screen. See owner, run in terror chase ball of string play riveting piece on synthesizer keyboard cough furball shake treat bag sit in box. Peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth find something else more interesting, but fall over dead (not really but gets sypathy) yet shove bum in owner’s face like camera lens. Present belly, scratch hand when stroked chew iPad power cord, but i am the best chase ball of string or chase mice. Spit up on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleum see owner, run in terror, caticus cuteicus find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day stare at ceiling.